Published by Peter Hauck May 10th, 2007
Tags: americanidol, beegees, gibb, show.
Three finalists are stayin’ alive and Liza Persky does some jive talkin’.
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This week’s American Idol turned out to be a painful couple of hours for many viewers, but the Idol Critic endured. Bee Gees frontman Barry Gibb dropped by and helped the four AI finalists figure out how to sing the group’s songs - with mixed results. Liza Persky was watching . . . and wondering:
- If disco is dead, who killed it?
- Barry : What’s with those choppers?
- How can you
really mend a broken heart?
- Judge Judy. Huh?Enjoy the show and remember: The Idol Critic don’t beatbox on every joint, dude!
Wow! That was fast! First time I check and it is already there! No more waiting and annoying refreshings every half hour. Thank you very much!
PS. Isn´t the “love the lights” thing about Blake’s hair?
You guys are hilarious. I look so forward to this show. is it a show? it should be. Thanks for the laugh.
I’m sure this is a show…a better show than Idol…they cut out the crap & get to the fun.
I thought that “love the lights” was giving props to the lighting designer…or a grip or something.
PS. I am SOOOO glad that you ladies caught on to the Sean Connery (sp?) thing. Maybe Barry Gibb can go on that new show where people compete as look-a-likes. Can you do a show on that show, too?
I was equally disturbed by Barry’s new dentures. Clearly he didn’t read the instruction manual. Liza, Liza, Liza…what can we see you in when IDOL is over for the season? Can you maybe do commentary about OPRAH? Even in reruns there’s so much to talk about…or maybe THE VIEW?
Oh my God, only two more episodes. Can that be true? what will i do without my Idol Critic weekly fix???
Personally, I think that the whole “we love the lights” sign was made while the people were high, cause you know, they do love the lights. Imagine how great the stage would be while high!
new cd release:
SYMPLE SYMON and the Rhymin’ Pie-men
do:
”SANJAYA SUCKS/THANK YOU/SANJAYA SUCKED”
an ode, or an anti-ode to controversial American Idol contestant- Sanjaya.
Symple Symon sez, Everyone go Sanjaya sucks-he sucks…
everyone YELL sanjaya sucks-sanjaya sucks!!
Of course there’s favorable mention of Haley Scarnato, and Jordin Sparks-settin’ off fireworks in my heart!
The CD, “One-Eyed Willie for President” should be available by mid-September at sonicbids, cdbaby, and digstation, to name a few. Check back, regularly to see any other release info,
and check-out newly added mp3s, @
www.myspace.com/symplesymonrocks
&
www.myspace.com/symplesymon
Symon sez, go get one!!!
“idol critic”, you are funny! I’m your newest fan.
Your prediction was absolutely right. Jordan Sparks did win the American Idol!!! “idol critic” can be a idol psychic too. :))
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